EDIT: YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS, THIS JOURNAL IS _NOT_ SERIOUS!! THOSE BANDS MENTIONED HERE ARE MY FAVOURITE ARTISTS!! (some insults could be serious like Stabbing the Drama is mediocre. Ok, they have got 1 mediocre album and 6(or 5, havent heard SBS) great.)
List of epic morons who thought that I don't like mentioned bands:
real_4_ever
bodomdrunk
OneForAll
Vanguard_Beggar
JayJay2k6
ines_8 apologized so she doesn't count :P But those gays mentioned above are just perfect examples on how dumb can humanity be.
Yeah, yeah, provocative title and it's only another 'bash your own top artists'.
So let's start.
In Flames - I'm not very keen on LS. BESIDEZ ZOMGZ THEIR NOT MELODETH ANYMOAR SO THEY MUST SUCK!11
Children of Bodom - Kinda stupid lyrics and vocalist has got provocative gay photos + black nails.
Rhapsody - lyrics lol. also SoEL 2 sucks.
The Offspring - CoO and Splinter have got many elements from pop-punk. And Splinter is just average.
Iron Maiden - (havent heard albums with Blaze yet) Well, too many chorus repetitions in BNW, AMOLAD and DOD. And DoD is average and BNW overrated imo.
Rage - Umm, really don't know what to say here... End of All Days is mediocre?
Sonata Arctica - Well, some lyrics are like taken from some emo band or something...
Queens of the Stone Age - Turnin on the Screw sucks :P I'm not very fond of their first album besides Regular John.
Megadeth - Risk. No, seriously. I don't like So Far either. And RIP is overrated as hell (i like it but 'best thrash metal album' my ass)
Helloween - THEYVE MADE A MISTAKE IN ALBUM TITLE LOLOLZ (Rabbit Don't Come Easy... unless I'm wrong). And sometimes they play too happy music :P (Far Away/Can Do It examples)
Soilwork - Stabbing the Drama is mediocre and I mean it.
Luca Turilli - 1. Lyrics, 2. third album.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - I'm still not sure how they got 999 plays in my charts. Oh, well. A lot of their songs are just plain boring.
Pink Floyd - Ok, you got me there. Hm, they have pink in their name so they must be some emogirl band :PP
Machinae Supremacy - SO THIS IS ALL THAT YOU CHOOSE? FUCKIN SILENCE AND ABUSE? NO R 4 U!!! :) and their webography is worse that their discography (its understable though)
Ensiferum - Huh, Dragonheads isn't as good as LPs?
Metallica - Load + Reload = BORING. S&M = nothing really special. St. Anger = wtf? And other CDs are overrated as well.
Dream Theater - LaBrie sometimes screams like a girl :P
Bruce Dickinson - Name lol.
Hunter - They were late on the show like 1,5 hour and they've only played 35 minutes :( (it was a free concert, but still). And Requiem is not that good. (quality sucks:/)
Judas Priest - zomg halford iz t3h g4y. on more serious note, nostradamus is... well, boring. angel of retribution is quite good, but still it can bore you sometime (like this gay ballad Angel wtf?). My opinion will propably get worse when I'll hear their stuff with Owens.
The Rolling Stones -some of their songs can be boring.
Dark Tranquillity - I don't like formatting C: :((( (though song is good, but idea of formatting C: sucks:P)
Nanowar - IT'S A HARD ONE. Seriously, how can you not like these guys? :P Um, they are Manowar fans and I don't like Manowar? :P Ok, bashed. Next.
Monstrum - HEAVY METAL! HEAVY METAL JAK WIATR O TAAAK!! // No i ta piosenka o stalowych koniach brzmi dwuznacznie :P
Ozzy Osbourne - His newer stuff can't really compare with his older stuff... not so bad, but still. Oh and he killed a bat. And Sharon Osbourne is a bitch. (this Iron Maiden bashing stuff... what the hell was she thinking?)
Disarmonia Mundi - They should get some live members and start touring. Although they wouldn't propably visit Poland and if they did, I wouldn't propably go to see them... Damn.
Porcupine Tree - Their stuff isn't really stable :) I mean, some of songs are boring (though not on In Absentia and Fear of a Blank Planet)
AC/DC - Too much singing 'bout sex? :P
Sum 41 - All Killer No Filler and the newest album (underclass hero i guess) suck. (exception: Pain For Pleasure. Goddamn, I love this song.)
Riverside - Huh, the last and the hardest one. Oh, I know. Their remix of Schizophrenic Prayer sucks hard. Their original is amazing, but remix... well.
That's it folks. As you can see, some of insults are half-serious, some are serious... not. And yes, I love you too.