The Onion

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The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the Onion Radio News as well as its video and print divisions, presents a single hard-hitting news story per day, an audio version of the same award-winning coverage The Onion is known for in its print and online versions. Doyle Redland (Recent Onion annual poetry contest winner) is the tough-as-nails anchorman who millions have learned to trust as his soothing voice describes the most crucial happenings of the day. It’s free to download from The Onion.

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1	McCain Unveils Plan For National Soup Pipeline	350
2	Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South	327
3	Hundreds Of Musicians Removed From Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame For Drug Use	322
4	New Flavored Fork Adds Taste Of Ham To Every Meal	307
5	Dutch Anti-Defamation League Closes	294
6	Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans	273
7	Challenging New Iraq War Video Game Will Take 14 Years To Play	249
8	Absent-Minded Professor Says Cure For Cancer 'Around Here Somewhere'	209
9	Area Man Always Picked Last For Employment	194
10	North Korean Olympic Team Forced To Share Single, Grey Jumpsuit	138
10	God's Gift To Women Returned	138
12	Californians Gather To Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition	119
13	Executive's Child Makes Unsolicited Bid For Affection	107
14	China Bans Release Of Carbon Dioxide By Citizens	79
15	Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election	72

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M8T7 wrote:
last month

So who has seen the movie? It's been out for a while now. If you haven't seen it yet, it's hilarious. My favorite skit is the film review.

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patrick29574 wrote:
last month

great podcast!! hilarious

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haloinahaystack wrote:
last month

love th onion

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podcastify wrote:
July 2008

Added to Podcast! (http://last.fm/group/Podcast%21)

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joels344_1 wrote:
March 2008

John McCain wins by 48% Damn....

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4LI3ER70 wrote:
March 2008

Does anyone have Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career??? I've looked everywhere and cannot seem to find the file!

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SaccharineBlues wrote:
March 2008

I absolutely love the one about the apartment on sacred samoan land. if i had ghosts i'd totally want them to do tricks and bring me pineapples too! lmao.

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leavemealone347 wrote:
November 2007

This stuff is too funny.

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pillfeast wrote:
November 2007

Hooker Refuses To Take More Sex As Payment

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ohnoitsdiana wrote:
October 2007

this is the real news

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alexign wrote:
October 2007

Go Ahead (Bomb New York) Muwah ha ha ha ha!!! Still laughing.

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lincredible wrote:
October 2007

big fat fatty.

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julius_c wrote:
September 2007

funny as hell

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followsuit wrote:
May 2007

the fraternity guy one is absolutely hilarious.

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aughtstar wrote:
April 2007

Everybody needs to listen to that fake Bush podcast, funniest Bush ever.

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good_dancer wrote:
February 2007

Yay, the current pic doesn't mess up my profile any more!

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EdwardJH wrote:
February 2007

Stabble! Stabble! Stabble!

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tlcoles wrote:
January 2007

The Onion brings laughter to my days. Share the joy!

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johnl1479 wrote:
January 2007

Madison? you poor soul, its all about Milwaukee!!!

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jkdeadite wrote:
January 2007

I am SO glad that I go to college at Madison. It is so awesome to just grab a copy of the Onion wherever I go. Practically every building I go to everyday has a stand of the Onion. :D

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