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  • 50 questions about my top50

    28 Sep 2008, 23:05 by gshgsh

    1.How did you get into no.29?
    The Who
    My father and his great LP's collection.
    2. What's the first song you ever heard by no.22?
    The Toy Dolls
    Their "PlayBlue Suede Shoes" cover, i guess.
    3. Whats your favorite lyric by no.33?
    Os Mulheres Negras
    Sub.
    4. How did you get into no.49?
    Júpiter Maçã & Os Pereiras Azuis
    Searching for some rare Júpiter Maçã recordings, i found this great demo.

    5. How many albums by no.13 do you own?
    Os Mutantes
    2. 1 CD and 1 LP
    6. What is your favorite song by no.50?
    Primus
    PlayTo Defy the Laws of Tradition

    7. Is there a song by no.39 that makes you sad?
    Massacration
    Denitely not, lol

    8. What is your favorite song by no.15?
    Camille
    PlayParis
    9. What is your favorite song by no.5?
    Cake
    Palm of Your Hand
    10. Is there a song by no.6 that makes you happy?
    A.C.T
    Tons of songs!
    11. What is the worst song by no.40?
    Within Temptation
    Tough call. They have some weak tracks, but I simply skip then.
    12. What is your favorite song by no.10?
    Faith No More
    Edge of the World
    13. What is a good memory you have involving no.30?
    Porcupine Tree
    Me and a friend of mine trying to play some of thei music, i really should practice more lol
    14. What is your favorite song by no.38?
    Nei Lisboa
    Exaltação
    15. Is there a song by no.19 that makes you happy?
    Apocalyptica
    Not really, their music isn't cheery at all. :P
    16. Is there a song by no.25 that makes you sad?
    Architecture in Helsinki
    No that's impossible lol
    17. What is the first song you ever heard by 23?
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Great Balls of Fire, for sure!
    18. What's your favorite lyric by no.11?
    The Smashing Pumpkins
    Wow, there are so many! Maybe "Disarm" or "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
    19. Who is a favorite member of no.1?
    Los Hermanos
    Rodrigo Amarante
    20. Is there a song by no.14 that makes you happy?
    Karnak
    Probably all of them!
    21. What is a good memory involving no.27?
    Liquid Tension Experiment
    Trying to make a "Paradigm Shift" ringtone for my cellphone and having as result a 3 second tone because there's a 50 notes limit or something like that.
    22. What is your favorite song by no.16?
    A.C.T (misstagged)
    The Effect.
    23. What is the first song you ever heard by no.47?
    Moon Safari
    Their first album opener, Doorway.
    24. What is your favorite album by no.18?
    Helloween
    Keeper of the Seven Keys pt II
    25. What is your favorite song by no.21?
    Natalia Lafourcade
    "Suelo" I guess.
    26. What is the first song you ever heard by no.26?
    "Weird Al" Yankovic
    "Amish Paradise"
    27. What is your favorite album by no.3?
    Dream Theater
    Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
    28. What is you favorite song by no.2?
    Lodger
    "Wrong Bus"
    29. What was the first song you ever heard by no.32?
    Europe
    "The Final Countdown"
    30. What is you favorite song by no.8?
    Frank Jorge
    "Não Recebo em Dólar"
    31. How many times have you seen no.17 live?
    André Abujamra
    None. :/
    32. Is there a song by no.44 that makes you happy?
    Koenjihyakkei
    Most of them, zeuhl is so cool!
    33. How did you get into no.12?
    Cyndi Lauper
    Probably MTV or something like that. o_o
    34. What is the worst song by no.45?
    Led Zeppelin
    The Crunge, honoring my father lol
    35. What was the first song you ever heard by no.34?
    Velhas Virgens
    "Se Deus Não Quisesse"
    36. What was the first song you ever heard by no.48?
    The Smiths
    "How Soon is Now?"
    37. How many times have you seen no.42 live?
    Os Cascaveletes
    Once, and it was amazing!
    38. What is you favorite song by no.36?
    Fantômas
    Hard to choose a favorite by them, but i choose "The Godfather"
    39. What was the first song you ever heard by no.28?
    OSI/[artist]
    "The New Math"
    40. What is you favorite album by no.7?
    Júpiter Maçã
    "Beatle George"
    41. Is there a song by no.31 that makes you happy?
    Chico Science & Nacao Zumbi
    "Maracatu Aômico" is so beautiful!
    42. What is your favorite album by no.41?
    Iron Maiden
    Powerslave
    43. What is your favorite song by no.24?
    Graforréia Xilarmônica
    "40 Anos"
    44. What is a good memory you have involving no.46?
    ABBA
    Not many memories, I just enjoy their music.
    45. What is your favorite song by no.35?
    Skank
    "Formato Mínimo"
    46. Is there a song by no.9 that makes you happy?
    Tom Lehrer
    Every single phrase of Lehrer's work makes me smile!
    47. What is your favorite album by no.4?
    Falcão
    "O Dinheiro Não É Tudo, Mas É 100%"
    48. Who is your favorite member of no.37?
    Kamelot
    Khan!
    49. What is the first song you ever heard by no.43?
    Coldplay
    "In My Place"
    50. What is your favorite song by no.20?
    The Cure
    "PlayJust Like Heaven"
  • 50 questions about my top50

    28 Sep 2008, 23:02 by gshgsh

    1.How did you get into no.29?
    The Who
    My father and his great LP's collection.
    2. What's the first song you ever heard by no.22?
    The Toy Dolls
    Their "PlayBlue Suede Shoes" cover, i guess.
    3. Whats your favorite lyric by no.33?
    Os Mulheres Negras
    Sub.
    4. How did you get into no.49?
    Júpiter Maçã & Os Pereiras Azuis
    Searching for some rare Júpiter Maçã recordings, i found this great demo.

    5. How many albums by no.13 do you own?
    Os Mutantes
    2. 1 CD and 1 LP
    6. What is your favorite song by no.50?
    Primus
    PlayTo Defy the Laws of Tradition

    7. Is there a song by no.39 that makes you sad?
    Massacration
    Denitely not, lol

    8. What is your favorite song by no.15?
    Camille
    PlayParis
    9. What is your favorite song by no.5?
    Cake
    Palm of Your Hand
    10. Is there a song by no.6 that makes you happy?
    A.C.T
    Tons of songs!
    11. What is the worst song by no.40?
    Within Temptation
    Tough call. They have some weak tracks, but I simply skip then.
    12. What is your favorite song by no.10?
    Faith No More
    Edge of the World
    13. What is a good memory you have involving no.30?
    Porcupine Tree
    Me and a friend of mine trying to play some of thei music, i really should practice more lol
    14. What is your favorite song by no.38?
    Nei Lisboa
    Exaltação
    15. Is there a song by no.19 that makes you happy?
    Apocalyptica
    Not really, their music isn't cheery at all. :P
    16. Is there a song by no.25 that makes you sad?
    Architecture in Helsinki
    No that's impossible lol
    17. What is the first song you ever heard by 23?
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Great Balls of Fire, for sure!
    18. What's your favorite lyric by no.11?
    The Smashing Pumpkins
    Wow, there are so many! Maybe "Disarm" or "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
    19. Who is a favorite member of no.1?
    Los Hermanos
    Rodrigo Amarante
    20. Is there a song by no.14 that makes you happy?
    Karnak
    Probably all of them!
    21. What is a good memory involving no.27?
    Liquid Tension Experiment
    Trying to make a "Paradigm Shift" ringtone for my cellphone and having as result a 3 second tone because there's a 50 notes limit or something like that.
    22. What is your favorite song by no.16?
    A.C.T (misstagged)
    The Effect.
    23. What is the first song you ever heard by no.47?
    Moon Safari
    Their first album opener, Doorway.
    24. What is your favorite album by no.18?
    Helloween
    Keeper of the Seven Keys pt II
    25. What is your favorite song by no.21?
    Natalia Lafourcade
    "Suelo" I guess.
    26. What is the first song you ever heard by no.26?
    "Weird Al" Yankovic
    "Amish Paradise"
    27. What is your favorite album by no.3?
    Dream Theater
    Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
    28. What is you favorite song by no.2?
    Lodger
    "Wrong Bus"
    29. What was the first song you ever heard by no.32?
    Europe
    "The Final Countdown"
    30. What is you favorite song by no.8?
    Frank Jorge
    "Não Recebo em Dólar"
    31. How many times have you seen no.17 live?
    André Abujamra
    None. :/
    32. Is there a song by no.44 that makes you happy?
    Koenjihyakkei
    Most of them, zeuhl is so cool!
    33. How did you get into no.12?
    Cyndi Lauper
    Probably MTV or something like that. o_o
    34. What is the worst song by no.45?
    Led Zeppelin
    The Crunge, honoring my father lol
    35. What was the first song you ever heard by no.34?
    Velhas Virgens
    "Se Deus Não Quisesse"
    36. What was the first song you ever heard by no.48?
    The Smiths
    "How Soon is Now?"
    37. How many times have you seen no.42 live?
    Os Cascaveletes
    Once, and it was amazing!
    38. What is you favorite song by no.36?
    Fantômas
    Hard to choose a favorite by them, but i choose "The Godfather"
    39. What was the first song you ever heard by no.28?
    OSI/[artist]
    "The New Math"
    40. What is you favorite album by no.7?
    Júpiter Maçã
    "Beatle George"
    41. Is there a song by no.31 that makes you happy?
    Chico Science & Nacao Zumbi
    "Maracatu Aômico" is so beautiful!
    42. What is your favorite album by no.41?
    Iron Maiden
    Powerslave
    43. What is your favorite song by no.24?
    Graforréia Xilarmônica
    "40 Anos"
    44. What is a good memory you have involving no.46?
    ABBA
    Not many memories, I just enjoy their music.
    45. What is your favorite song by no.35?
    Skank
    "Formato Mínimo"
    46. Is there a song by no.9 that makes you happy?
    Tom Lehrer
    Every single phrase of Lehrer's work makes me smile!
    47. What is your favorite album by no.4?
    Falcão
    "O Dinheiro Não É Tudo, Mas É 100%"
    48. Who is your favorite member of no.37?
    Kamelot
    Khan!
    49. What is the first song you ever heard by no.43?
    Coldplay
    "In My Place"
    50. What is your favorite song by no.20?
    The Cure
    "PlayJust Like Heaven"
  • Voldemort, We've Had Enough!

    28 Aug 2008, 20:32 by Eirwen555

    Put your music player on shuffle....use the song titles as your answers

    Story of your life...

    What should they have played when you were born?:
    The DecemberistsShiny

    What song will people play at your funeral?:
    McFly - PlayHome Is Where the Heart Is
    somewhat appropriate.

    What song will you play at your wedding?:
    Natalie Imbruglia - PlayLeft of the Middle
    okay...

    What song will you play at your 50'th birthday party?:
    Michael Nyman - The Heart Asks for Pleasure First
    What can I say? I've got good taste.

    If you get your dream life...

    What song will you dance to when you win the lottery?:
    F.I.R. - 傳說
    ...How would I dance to this is what I'd like to know.

    What song will you play when you get your dream job?:
    The Triffids - The Long Fidelity
    *raises an eyebrow*

    What song will you play when you discover your own island?:
    Coldplay - PlayThe Scientist
    ...what in the name of Merlin?

    What song will you play when you rule the world?:
    Beast Of Bourbon - Psycho
    ROFL! Totally!

    What song will you play when you're in heaven?:
    Motion City Soundtrack - It Had To Be You
    huh.

    What song makes you feel....

    Happy:
    Matt Nathanson - PlayLaid
    Lol wow...

    Sad:
    Yann Tiersen - La Valse d'Amélie (piano version)
    Not quite sad, more like calm and relaxed.

    Sexy:
    Prototypes - PlayDanse Sur La Merde
    Yup, pretty much.

    Angry:
    Yann Tiersen - Comptine d'Un Autre Été
    As if.

    Jealous:
    Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Clarinet Quintet
    Yes, that I wasn't born earlier.

    Flirty:
    光良 - 你好嗎
    I dunno, maybe in the sense that after a break up I'm free to flirt with hot guys?

    Evil:
    Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life
    Hmmm... Now that I thought about it...

    Innocent:
    Joy Division - Atmosphere

    Beautiful:
    Goldenhorse - PlayGolden Dawn
    Not sure about this, but beautiful song either way.

    What song makes you feel like you're an armadillo?:
    Don't worry, already am one. ;-) Dorm mascot, anyone?
    Tom Lehrer - PlayI Hold Your Hand in Mine
    LMAO.

    What song makes you feel like you can fly?:
    Harry and the Potters - PlayThe Fourth Triwizard Champion
    To quote a certain actor of Jasper Hale, "I don't know, they've got brooms!"

    What song makes you cry?:
    Gregory and the Hawk - Boats and Birds
    True, amazingly enough.

    What song makes you feel like dancing?:
    Azure Ray - The Drinks We Drank Last Night
    Nope.

    What song makes you feel like being emo?:
    Arctic Monkeys - PlayThe Bad Thing
    Um, nah.

    What song makes you feel like a donut?:
    ...Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
    Monty Python - PlayPenis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
    ...

    What song reminds you of your childhood?:
    Kyo - PlayUn sourire aux anges
    A bit, but not really.

    What song reminds you that life sucks?:
    The Cardigans - PlayDo You Believe
    Haha, so true.

    What song makes you eat compulsively?:
    the modest mouse - Float On
    Theoretically, since bobcats do eat mouse...

    What song makes you nervous?:
    Something Corporate - PlayRuthless
    No, not at all.

    What song makes you need to pee?:
    what kind of question is this?
    DEPAPEPE - パッヘルベルのカノン

    This song describes...

    Yourself:
    五月天 - 志明與春嬌
    *bursts out in laughter*

    Your mom:
    唐禹哲 - 只欠一句 我爱你
    *sighs*
    Fits, sort of, maybe, it's complicated...

    Your dad:
    Josh Bates - King of Glory
    Well, in the sense that King of Glory=God=Heavenly Father...

    Your best friend:
    Nichole Nordeman - PlayLegacy
    Hmmm...

    Your stalker:
    Don't have one, but...
    Jean-Baptiste Maunier - Cerf-Volant
    I wish... If he is I can die happy.

    Your school:
    James Blackshaw - PlayPast Has Not Passed
    Judging from all the Marx and Adam Smith and such...

    Your life:
    Jonathan Larson - Season of Love
    Perfect, simply perfect.

    Your death:
    The Adverts - PlayCast of Thousands
    Lol, funny.

    Your attitude towards life:
    Ginny and the Heartbreakers - Volde-who?
    Oh wow... Are you psychic, dear iPod of mine?
  • Top 15 quiz

    17 Aug 2008, 18:29 by Keltena

    For each of your top 20 artists, name:
    - The first song you heard by them
    - The song that made you fall in love with them
    - Your current favorite song by them


    1. Vienna Teng
    First song you heard: PlayLullaby For A Stormy Night
    Song you fell in love with: PlayLullaby For A Stormy Night
    Current favorite song: PlayLullaby For A Stormy Night
    Well... that was simple.

    2. Lemon Demon
    First song you heard: PlayWord Disassociation
    Song you fell in love with: PlayI've Got Some Falling to Do
    Current favorite song: PlayFine
    That song > you. Seriously.

    3. Evanescence
    First song you heard: PlayBring Me to Life
    Song you fell in love with: PlayEverybody's Fool
    Current favorite song: PlayImaginary (the version on Origin, that is)
    Bring Me To Life... ick. Also, I'm kind of surprised Evanescence is higher up than Leaves' Eyes.

    4. Leaves' Eyes
    First song you heard: Elegy
    Song you fell in love with: Senses Capture
    Current favorite song: Mourning Tree
    I love all of the songs listed above, but Mourning Tree is just beautiful. (It also goes up to the 16th guitar fret. Dx)

    5. Simon & Garfunkel
    First song you heard: PlayScarborough Fair/Canticle
    Song you fell in love with: PlayI Am a Rock
    Current favorite song: PlayI Am a Rock
    <3. That is all that need be said.

    6. Studio Pixel
    First song you heard: Cave Story (Theme Song)
    Song you fell in love with: On to Grasstown
    Current favorite song: Moonsong
    Most of Cave Story's soundtrack is fantastic, but Moonsong just beats it all. Who knew chiptunes could be so beautiful?

    7. Jonathan Larson
    First song you heard: PlaySeasons of Love
    Song you fell in love with: PlaySeasons of Love
    Current favorite song: PlayLa Vie Boheme
    That last one did not require much thinking. Seasons of Love because I played the piano part (sort of) for a camp performance~

    8. Mary Chapin Carpenter
    First song you heard: PlayThe Bug
    Song you fell in love with: PlayHe Thinks He'll Keep Her
    Current favorite song: PlayHe Thinks He'll Keep Her
    If you don't know this song, you should listen to it. Now. Catchy and awesome lyrics.

    9. Nightwish
    First song you heard: PlayWishmaster
    Song you fell in love with: PlayShe Is My Sin
    Current favorite song: PlayDeep Silent Complete
    Last one simply because it's so pretty. Also, I shall never hear Wishmaster ever in my life without hearing the misheard lyrics.

    10. Within Temptation
    First song you heard: PlayStand My Ground
    Song you fell in love with: PlayMemories
    Current favorite song: PlayNever Ending Story
    Silly Pandora radio, not playing the awesome tracks from Mother Earth. Then again, I guess they aren't exactly similar to the other stuff I listen to...

    11. Joni Mitchell
    First song you heard: Big Yellow Taxi
    Song you fell in love with: The Circle Game
    Current favorite song: Big Yellow Taxi
    I remember when I was really little and we sang Big Yellow Taxi at camp. Now the camp I go to sings Circle Game. Funny.

    12. Gyakuten Saiban Appellate Project
    First song you heard: Objection
    Song you fell in love with: The Steel Samurai
    Current favorite song: Naruhodou And His Piano (Gyakuten Sisters Piano Ballad)
    They remix Ace Attorney music, and I have no clue what they call themselves really because my stupid mp3 tags got messed up.

    13. Tom Lehrer
    First song you heard: PlayThe Elements
    Song you fell in love with: PlayThe Vatican Rag
    Current favorite song: PlayPoisoning Pigeons in the Park
    Tom Lehrer in general is just epic win, and if you have not heard of him your life is sadly lacking.

    14. Vertical Horizon
    First song you heard: Everything You Want
    Song you fell in love with: Everything You Want
    Current favorite song: Best I Ever Had (Grey Sky Morning)
    Non-whiny breakup songs are so nice~

    15. Barenaked Ladies
    First song you heard: Too Little Too Late
    Song you fell in love with: Falling for the First Time
    Current favorite song: PlayPinch Me
    Yay apathy! Funny story: my mom's entire perception of the world was shattered when she learned they weren't actually ladies. =3

    15. Plumb
    First song you heard: Better
    Song you fell in love with: Better
    Current favorite song: Manic
    You should listen to Manic, 'tis quite nice. Also you should have heard of Plumb, which you haven't, because she's really good.
  • Two New Projects: Tag Cleanup and The Great Unrated (Updated)

    30 Jul 2008, 15:42 by JoeIsListening

    Updated 8/5/08: Changed one tag and added info about the rating system.

    Okay, thanks to a recent Woot purchase, I have upgraded from my first generation iPod Shuffle to a 5.5th Generation iPod with 30 G's of space. It's not enough for my entire collection, but since I listen mostly to shuffled songs, I set up a 1 Gig playlist of random selections and filled the rest of it with my 15 Favorite Albums and the Top Artists from my Last.fm charts, along with some favorite Genre material.

    Now it is precipitating my doing a couple of things that I have meant to do for a while. The first of these is a new Listening Project, called "The Great Unrated." The object here is to take all of my songs without a star rating and give them one. I've been working on it during casual listening at home (when I think to look at the recently played songs to see which were unrated), but haven't really put a dent in it. But since the regular iPod gives you the capacity to add or change a rating while listening, the opportunity was ripe.

    So I made a giant playlist of Unrated songs, then stripped out Holiday (because I can rate them over Christmas) and Classical (too hard to listen to in the car) for a total of 3,000 songs that need ratings. Then I made a 1G sized playlist that pulls from that master list to save space on the iPod.

    I figure this project will take me into February of next year, since during commute listening I get in about 75 - 100 songs a week. However, if I decide to plunk down for a set of iPod speakers for my office, it may go faster. We'll see.

    The other project is to go through iTunes and clean up my Genre tags. You've all seen what happens to tags on music you buy. Plain ol' Rock music can be identified as "Rock",. "Rock and Roll", or "Classic Rock". I thought I could distill everything down into 20 or so major genres for a nice, clean interface on both i Tunes and Pod.

    Well, I've made my initial survey of what I wanted, and it turned out to be a bit trickier than that. I ended up with twice the number of tags I projected, but I figure that's not so bad. It breaks everything down into my major areas of interest, with some sub- and sub-sub musical specialties as well.

    So over the next couple of weeks, I'm going to go through and apply the following to my music files:

    Acappella - Voices without music.

    Acoustic - Guitars without electronics.

    Advertisements - My personal archive of radio spots that I have written.

    Alternative - Basically what New Wave (q.v.) became in the 1990's.

    Ambient - I only have one album with this designation. Guess which one it is.

    Americana - Distinctly American music, in instrumentation or lyrical subject matter. People hold up Tom Petty and Neil Young as prime examples, but Young is Canadian. Go figure. Anyway, I put Stan Ridgway and T-Bone Burnett here, among others.

    Avant Garde - Off kilter stuff. Brian Eno, Bowie's Berlin period, and some guy named Dan Sonnier.

    Blues - You know. The blues.

    Celtic - Irish stuff or related. Also applied to Clannad and Enya so I can say I don't have any "New Age" music in my collection.

    Christian - More modern religious music - Charlie Peacock,Brent Bougeois, Jars of Clay.

    Classical - Stuff with big orchestras. Or big intentions.

    Comedy - Woody Allen, Monty Python, Tom Lehrer. I burn out easily on comedy, so this lets me take it out of play fast.

    Country - There's a tear in my beer, I fear, dear. Patsy Cline is here by default.

    Disco - I will admit now that there were some Disco songs I liked in the 70's. Back then I said they were "jazz".

    Easy Listening - Dean Martin, the The Mills Brothers. The stuff I grew up listening to. Thanks, folks.

    Electronica - A really broad category that includes anything with a synth or arpeggiated beats in it. From Alabama 3 to Wendy Carlos.

    Folk - A narrow designation of Singer Songwriters who seem tied to acoustic guitars (even though David Gray also plays piano, he's more folk to me).

    French - Language tag. Vocals in French.

    German - Another language tag. Vocals in German. You get the idea.

    Gospel - Old timey religious music, like the The Blind Boys of Alabama. Southern Gospel is the happiest music in the world.

    Halloween - Only one group here, Midnight Syndicate, which specializes in horror music. Technically Holiday music, I didn't want this stuff turning up over Christmas.

    Hip Hop/Rap - Michael Franti/Spearhead/Disposable Heroes of Hiphopracy lives here.

    Holiday - Christmas and New Year's music. Makes it easy to get to during the six weeks of the year I want it around.

    Jam - Phish and the Dave Matthews Band. Odd, but I only like their live stuff.

    Japanese - Yet another language tag.

    Jazz - Mostly Pat Metheny, but some other stuff as well.

    Jingle - Tag for my collection of Coca Cola jingles by artists from Aretha Franklin to The Who. It's great fun to have them in rotation - especially when The Moody Blues turn up.

    Latin - Not so much a language tag as a style.

    Lectures & Lessons - Files of some Church lessons I wanted to hang on to.

    New Wave - That lovely period of music that started around 1976 and ran through most of the 80's. They started calling it Alternative in the 90's.

    Outsider - Jandek, Daniel Johnston, Scott Walker. Rules were made to be broken.

    Pop - The cotton candy of music, but eminently listenable.

    Post Rock - Modern stuff that doesn't really fit the rock mold. Battles, Explosions in the Sky.

    Power Pop - Pop music with an edge. Usually identifiable by jangly guitars, hooky arrangements and catchy lyrics.

    Progressive - Rock + Jazz + Classical + Odd Time Signatures + 20 minute instrumental solos + Obscure lyrics = Prog. And I love it.

    Psychedelia - That wonderfully druggy, take-itself-too-seriously music that came when garage bands discovered hallucinogens in the 1960's. And modern practitioners like Kula Shaker and The Dandy Warhols.

    Punk - Because The Clash and Sex Pistols shouldn't be classified as New Wave.

    R&B - Got soul?

    Rock - Traditional rock and roll music, nowadays mostly found with the word "Classic" in front of it.

    Russian - Yet another language tag.

    Sea Chanties - Songs of the sea. I love them. This makes them easy to find.

    Singer Songwriter - Composer/performers who transcend the traditional "folk" label for a variety of reasons: Paul Simon and Brian Protheroe.

    Soundtrack - Music from the movie. Or the show. Or whatever it was that they tapped David Byrne to do that week.

    Source Noise - The sonic equivalent of Found Art. The Conet Project, and McGreevey's recordings of audible auroras. And the cicada recordings, when I get around to downloading them. UPDATE: I have changed this to Field Recordings since this was the term I was groping for when I came up with "Source Noise." It's better. Sure, it's better.

    Spoken Word - Interviews with Woody Allen and Stan Ridgway, and the Orson Welles Frozen Peas Spot.

    Swing - Harry James, Squirrel Nut Zippers, and Joe Jackson's Jumpin' Jive album.

    Vaudville - A special designation for my The Bonzo Dog Band anthology. I should file them under Comedy, but I don't get tired of them like I do regular comedy, so this keeps them in play when the rest gets banned. And it fits them so well.

    Generally speaking, the narrower categories take precedence over the broader ones. So my copy of Stan Ridgway's rendition of "Hanging Johnny" goes under "Sea Chanties" as opposed to "Americana". Mark Knopfler's soundtracks will be tagged "Soundtrack" as opposed to whatever it is I will end up labeling him.

    You would think that this would make things easy, but it isn't. For example, The Beatles fall into three distinct categories for me, depending on the period: Pop, Psychedelia, and Rock. Depending on the album, David Bowie is Prog, Electronica, or Avant Garde - and I don't have all of his albums. And Joe Jackson is all over the map.

    There are other twists and turns to this, too. Like Nash the Slash, who came out of Canadian prog band FM. He belongs there by all rights, but he gets his sound by running his violin through cheap guitar effects pedals, and the sound he gets is definitely Electronica.

    And what on earth am I going to do when I get to Tom Waits?

    UPDATE: A brief word on how I'm using iTunes' star system to rate the music.

    5 Stars - A song of sheer genius. Iconic. One that can change your whole day when it comes up in rotation. When it comes on you say, "Hooray! There it is!" Examples: Bad News From Home, PlayPrairie Wedding, PlayHeroes, The Mariner's Revenge Song, PlaySunrise, Play1952 Vincent Black Lightning, Casimir Pulaski Day.

    4 Stars - A great song. Has the potential to alter your mood. When it comes up in rotation you say, "Oh yeah!" Examples: PlayHush, PlayDoes Everyone Stare, PlaySomething in the Air, PlayFactory, PlayWhen You're Near Me I Have Difficulty, Play...And In Every Home, PlayThe Core.

    3 Stars - A Good song. It's not going to make your day, but you wouldn't turn it off if it came on the radio. When it comes on you say, "Oh, okay!" Examples: PlaySusan's House, PlayShe's Always a Woman, PlayRockin' the Suburbs, PlayShould I Stay or Should I Go?, Babylon, PlayRose Darling, PlaySwamp.

    2 Stars - A marginal song. You might turn it off if it came on the radio. When it comes up in iTunes rotation, you listen to it because you like the artist, not the song. You say, "All right, I'll leave it on because it's Joe Jackson." Examples: PlayNewspapers, PlayWrong Side of the Moon, Play19th Nervous Breakdown, PlayBad Day, PlayLove To Be Loved, PlayWalk of Life, and most of the album Animals.

    1 Star - A Bad song. When it comes on you go "Ick" and change the station or click to the next song. Someday you're going to sort your main playlist by star rating and delete them to make room for some Genesis bootlegs. Examples: What do you know, I seem to have deleted all the one-stars from the computer I'm on right now. But you know in your heart that Revolution 9 is on your hit list.
  • late entry for the breakup sobfest

    27 Jul 2008, 22:42 by dustyasymptotes

    original airdate: [10 Jun 2007|08:36pm] @ audiography.livejournal.com

    Like that guy says from the ultimate mopey breakup movie: Do we listen to pop music because we are miserable? Or are we miserable because we listen to pop music?

    Forget music as a soundtrack - it's the whole damn movie. We take our cues, playact our parts, and walk our stages to the roles that culture and personality have molded for us. We squish our experiences into shared narratives to look at and turn over so we might attempt to understand ourselves. We become what we see, what we read and what we hear.

    These songs aren't about breaking up, exactly. There are stories and characters and maybe mentions of heartbreak like most stories about most people. They aren't like me and I don't pretend to be them. But once in a while, after a bout of something or other - break ups or feigned break ups or fake break ups or however many other complications, it makes no difference that the singer is singing about some old man jackknifing across freeways and state lines trying to escape - I am him and he is me. I can take pleasure, biting and bitter, from his pain and mine. So on to the music.

    In PlayNew Friend, it is the first phone call afterwards and someone else has picked up the phone. Enter measured coolness and quiet desperation. The lyrics themselves aren't much, but the music is lush and mellow. Perfect for wallowing on a rainy day with tea.

    Eleanor Rigby is all about the broken lonely people. Whatever happened an age ago, she is still waiting at the window with a face kept in a jar by the door. Eleanor Rigby should be some patron saint of scorned women with too many cats. And there's also the rift between the old church with its empty pews and the lost flock to consider.

    When you are left a faded shell of a person, Hummingbird is a song that commemorates the burnt out and left behind. Soft voices begin but by the second time we hear that his goal in life was to be an echo, there is something insistent and stubborn calling out.

    Here's another anthem for the slighted and dumped: Tennessee Waltz sung by Connie Francis. There are many versions of this song but I think her patented sobbing singing voice gives you the full old-friend-steals-lover-at-country-dance-and-ensuing-heartbreak effect.

    No one quite does defeated resignation quite like Scottish lads, but how well you can stomach it depends on whether mopey vocals and orchestral pop are your cups of tea. Listen to Don't Leave the Light on Baby by Belle and Sebastian and mope. (but they're happy chirpy twee poppy people most of the rest of the time, I promise!)

    The straw oh the last straw! There is the last straw and then there is the bleached out Arizona desert of the last straw that makes you want to scream along we were done, done, done / with all the FUCK, FUCK, FUCKIN' AROUND on Modest Mouse's PlayBlack Cadillacs.

    Bonus Round:

    At this point, I'm pretty sure that every song from Dilate has been covered. But just in case, here is Superhero. I mean, with meta like every pop song on the radio / is suddenly speaking to me, how could I not include it?

    As balm from all the overwrought theatrics, I offer PlayThe Masochism Tango from Tom Lehrer. This guy is the original Weird Al with a hearty dose of Gilbert and Sullivan, Cole Porter, and his own demented brilliance. He teaches mathematics and musical theatre for god's sake!
  • Issue Takedowns of Your Top 20 Artists

    23 Jun 2008, 21:30 by rjt2111

    I've seen a lot of people do this, and I've noticed that most people suck at it and aren't vicious enough. So now I'm going to do it right.

    20. Flight of the Conchords - Hey, maybe if we make a stupid genre-parody band, no one will notice if we're ironic about it. That way we can ironically point out that we're a stupid genre-parody band...and...uh oh. Pointing out that we suck is going to make people notice that we actually suck, isn't it? We'd better throw some old, generic sex jokes in there.

    19. Tom Lehrer - Jesus, these are the first two artists I'm going to have a go at here? Why the fuck have I listened to both of these that many times? They're joke novelty records. You listen to them once, pretend to laugh, and move on. In Tom Lehrer's case, you pretend to laugh because his Werner von Braun jokes are hopelessly dated and no longer relevant. But they were probably funny back then, weren't they? (Answer: No, they weren't.)

    18. Talking Heads - Here's my foolproof guide to making music that critics will love: take something that people have avoided doing throughout the history of music because it's a bad idea. Do it intentionally. A lot. "This song only has one chord in it," was probably something that David Byrne read in a negative review of someone else. But he knew my aforementioned rule, so he wrote entire albums that only use one chord. Then he appropriated African rhythms and sucked at singing. The other band members pretended they were actually doing something, which they weren't.

    17. The Jayhawks - I'll get to Wilco in a minute, but The Jayhawks pretty much sound like a concerted effort to make music like Wilco, but to somehow make it more boring. And goddammit if they didn't succeed. Hello, the easy-listening version of alt-country.

    16. Ghostface - You know, I once saw a quiz where you had to guess whether a phrase was a Ghostface rhyme or a quote from a spam e-mail. It's literally impossible unless you know the Ghostface song. Congrats, Ghostface, you figured out what rock lyricists like Bob Dylan have known for a long time: confuse critics enough so that they can't tell what you mean, and they'll declare you a genius out of fear that you might be one. Then do the equivalent with your production. Oh, and you're not a genius.

    15. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - I like this music because it's "dark," right? Is that why I like it? Oh right, and the Biblical themes. Liking Nick Cave is like the second step after militant teenage atheism, where you think you're enlightened and go, "I don't hate religious people any more, and now despite my lack of religion, I think Biblical references are erudite and show cultural literacy." Which, you know, makes you forget that Nick Cave lyrics are actually crap.

    14. Low - When the defining characteristic of your music is that it's slow, you're pretty much fucked out of making anything interesting from the get-go. "Slowcore"? Really, guys? Yeah, it was coined "as an accident." I bet. Here, I'll coin one on purpose: "Boringasshitcore." Or, for short, just "shitcore."

    13. De La Soul - Oh, great, it's "goofy" hip-hop. Hehe, we used a Steely Dan sample! Isn't that wacky? Black guys sampling music by white guys who ripped off black guys! Haha, we're fun! If these guys shouldn't be shot for inventing the hip-hop skit (and they should), they should be shot for writing self-consciously "cute" songs like "Can U Keep a Secret" and "Potholes In My Lawn."

    12. Blitzen Trapper - Pretty much what says everything about these guys is that they got universally positive reviews for Wild Mountain Nation, then got forgotten by the end of year by every single music publication. It's either a global conspiracy, or they're just completely fucking forgettable. (Hint: It's not a global conspiracy.)

    11. Miles Davis - Where to even start with an artist that revolutionized jazz three times - once by making music that was more boring than any other jazz musician at the time (us aficionados, see, we call this "cool jazz"), then by letting Gil Evans do all the important work on his only decent albums, and then by inventing the worst genre in the history of music, jazz-rock fusion?

    10. Brian Eno & David Byrne - Like the Talking Heads? You know what would be even better than the Talking Heads? Removing melodies completely and replacing them with obscure samples of yahoos talking! We're still keeping the one-chord progressions and the pretentious glitchy production, though. Which is, of course, what you liked about the Heads in the first place.

    9. Warren Zevon - Oh, boy. If I casually sing about things like rape, murder, war, and corruption with a poppy melody, then I must be an ironic, satirical genius right? Either that or I use a poppy melody because I've only ever written one melody and it's poppy. (See: "Frank and Jesse James," "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner," and "Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song)")

    8. Varsity Show - Well, this is the most masturbatory thing imaginable for me to listen to. This is like listening to your own band over and over, but your band is a silly college musical parody, and you didn't event actually write any of the songs.

    7. David Bowie - If this guy is such a chameleon, why does all of his music sound basically the same, except for tiny little flourishes? Oh, you added a saxophone for "Young Americans." Yeah, that's a funk record now. Oh, now I remember why you're a chameleon, it's because you dress differently for every album cover. Yeah, man, you totally change so much every time.

    6. The Replacements - You know how the band you're in is pretty crappy, and the lead singer can't sing, and you can't really play together or at any sort of a consistent tempo, but you play a song and go "yeah, if we had some professional production values, that would sound awesome"? Well great job, jerkoff, The Replacements got popular because people like you listened to them and went, "That sounds like my band! And they made a record without even having any of the production values! Maybe we can do that!" Then The Replacements made the most fatal mistake of their career: they made an album with actual production values, and everyone realized they weren't any good and probably never had been.

    5. Roger Miller - Seriously, how has anyone have listened to this much Roger Miller? I'm pretty sure that "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd" gets unfunny about ten seconds into the first time you listen to it, so how could you have listened to it upwards of five or six times? That goes for every single one of his novelty country songs, which is about 90% of his output. The rest of his songs are just country standards that other people have done better.

    4. Randy Newman - We'll put aside your Disney crap for a second and focus on the older stuff that is the only reason why anyone would actually like you. And we discover this formula for a song: 1. Find a position you disagree with, 2. Sing a first-person song from that assumed position, 3. Get hailed as a satirical genius, 4. Have a disgustingly unlistenable voice (that one is less chronological than the others). Haha, "Political Science," because I GET it and you don't actually think that's what we should do!

    3. Frank Zappa - While we're on the topic of satire, at least you could make a case for Randy being satirical. Zappa? You don't actually get why you're funny, do you? It's becuase you've written lyrics about poop an