allremovables

Joanne, 21, Female, United KingdomLast seen: yesterday afternoon

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One way system: smooth and commendable.
Go by bus! They're highly dependable.
The swings for the kids in the park have won awards,
The clean streets, acknowledged in the Lords.
But what's a park if you can't see a linnet?
A timetable if your journey's infinite?
My bag's packed and I'm leaving in a minute,
For what is Chatteris without you in it?

Car crime's low; the gun crime's lower,
The town hall band CD, it's a grower.
You never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce
(Although there was a drive-by shouting once).
But there's a brass band everywhere,
And I don't drive, so I don't care,
And as the nightingale sang in Berkeley Square:
What's Chatteris if you're not there?

Like a gamebird reserve short on pheasants,
Weavers' cottages devoid of tenants,
A market town that lacks quintessence:
That's Chatteris without your presence!

Three good butchers,
Two fine chandlers,
An indoor pool
And a first class cake shop.
Ofsted plaudits, envy of the fens,
Prick barriers at both ends!

But what's Chatteris if you're not there?
What's Chatteris if you're not there?
What's Chatteris if you're not there?
What's Chatteris if you're not there?
What's Chatteris if you're not there?
What's Chatteris if you're not there?
I may as well be in Ely or St. Ives...

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